that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
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I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
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I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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