Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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