Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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