i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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