member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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