im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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