I wanna bring you to show and tell
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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