There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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