if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
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It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
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You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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