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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face

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(412): When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face http://tfl.nu/tsxz

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IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!

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A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?

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CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT

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(805): IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT! (818): A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie? (805): CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT http://tfl.nu/znee

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I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.

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(765): I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart. http://tfl.nu/xlbc

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(813): View more from Florida

either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.

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(813): either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand. http://tfl.nu/9289

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(914): View more from New York

shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness

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(914): shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness http://tfl.nu/7ruk

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(503): View more from Oregon

The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"

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(503): The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone" http://tfl.nu/b2m1

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.

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(507): Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss. http://tfl.nu/1ntp

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(971): View more from Oregon

eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them

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(971): eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them http://tfl.nu/lmi8

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."

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I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.

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(508): This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies." (401): I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are. http://tfl.nu/26v4

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(503): View more from Oregon

I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies

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(503): I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies http://tfl.nu/wv5q

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I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.

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(814): I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win. http://tfl.nu/livq

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I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.

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(540): I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher. http://tfl.nu/sltj

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I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.

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(503): I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today. http://tfl.nu/x4c9

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he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot

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(207): he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot http://tfl.nu/t6zb

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried

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(403): I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried http://tfl.nu/kvp1

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