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Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.

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(508): Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it. http://tfl.nu/eqxg

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I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.

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(361): I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness. http://tfl.nu/49ei

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Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.

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(512): Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food. http://tfl.nu/f716

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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT

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(804): IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT http://tfl.nu/e7uf

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just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week

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(213): just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week http://tfl.nu/o3oo

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I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too

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(360): I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too http://tfl.nu/ui5h

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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.

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(814): Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis. http://tfl.nu/uw51

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(516): View more from New York

1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.

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By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.

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(516): 1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model. (516): By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method. http://tfl.nu/fz41

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OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.

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(716): OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night. http://tfl.nu/sz8o

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Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model

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(850): Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model http://tfl.nu/o9d2

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Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99

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(765): Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99 http://tfl.nu/kc7o

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THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED

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(507): THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED http://tfl.nu/xpsw

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I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.

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(561): I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished. http://tfl.nu/wm2d

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(254): View more from Texas

Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?

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Like it was yesterday.

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Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...

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(254): Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears? (517): Like it was yesterday. (254): Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery... http://tfl.nu/058m

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There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.

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(530): There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect. http://tfl.nu/w4ev

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