She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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