He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
