So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Panties = found
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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