Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
i believe in u and ur pee
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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