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let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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