Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
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We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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