I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
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Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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