I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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