The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
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Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
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can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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