do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
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I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
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WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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