My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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