okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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