yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
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Thank you for not boning my boss.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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