All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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