normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
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let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
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Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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