I feel like I'm in dance class right now
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
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I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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