he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
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My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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