She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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