i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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