just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
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Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
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Use "feeling words"
Yay
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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