South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
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You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Just pee around me
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Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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