I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
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Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
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Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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