I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
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hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
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Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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