it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
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dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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