Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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