When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Your cock deserves a montage
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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