Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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