whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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