if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
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I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
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I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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