well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
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Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
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I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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