there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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