FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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