I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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