They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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