I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
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I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs