Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick