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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?

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• (512): View more from Texas

  someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?

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  19 Confessions From A Dude With A Micropenis

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  It's a journey

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  And the destination is his penis?

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  Precisely.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.

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• (714): View more from California

  I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging

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  17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship

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• (510): View more from California

  I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one

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  Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol

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• (951): View more from California

  I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.

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