scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
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is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
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I fill condoms, not promises.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.