Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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