Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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