Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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