is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
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Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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