I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
dude i'm inner monologue high
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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