so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm eating all of the evidence.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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