just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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