What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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