what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
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Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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