Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
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And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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